In a previous post I said I was having trouble coming up with original ideas for armies in warhammer fantasy. This got me to thinking that this would make a fun challenge as well as help to flesh out the fantasy section of my army list ideas in the blog. So here we go, in alphabetical order, warhammer fantasy armies ho!
I hate the freaking high elves. They’re all a bunch of nancy boys. So clean, so elegant, and so uppity. It’s time someone took them down a notch. So without further ado…
I immediately imagine a scenario in which the pretty boys find themselves isolated and unable to return home for their fourth bath of the day. And not just isolated anywhere, isolated in freakin Lustria. Yeah, that’ll show em. Bugs, dirt, leaves, dirt, malaria, and DIRT!
Now fast forward a year. After remembering what their bodies actually smell like after the perfume wore off in the first month, our poor subjects have begun to intermingle with the locals, and have grown accustomed to warfare in less civilized circumstances, in fact a rumble in the jungle.
This army would take it’s cues from the high elf models, but some carefully placed wood elf bits will really drive the theme home of a group far out of it’s element. Pure white robes are now tarnished to a light brown, and that’s the clean spots. The bottoms of their robes are dark brown, frayed, and stained. their helmets are scratched and dented from repeated use without repair.
The basing would provide another very strong cue, definitely in the area of isolation and distinctly not being placed in Kansas anymore.
But the best part is the fun you could have painting the faces, sunburned, deeply tanned, sunbleached hair, and dirty faces. Wild elves in a wild world. I just don’t know what they would do if they were ever found by a rescue ship… how do explain the tiki mask you’re wearing to your brothers in white?